By: Press Release 8/21/2007 1:17:48 AM

Bloodymania Results

The night started out with Ultimo Dragon and Jimmy Jacobs going head to head. Scotty Demoore escorted Jimmy Jacobs to the ring. The match was pretty much in Ultimo's favor with him delivering a combination of strikes and grapples. The tide finally turned in Jimmy's favor when Scotty Demoore grab the leg of Ultimo Dragon, distracting him long enough to allow Jimmy to get control of the match. Jimmy's victory was certain until Ultimo Dragon locked in the Dragon Sleeper and choked Jimmy out for the win.

Up next we had the 3 way dance of death featuring Pogo the clown, Jake Roberts, and Abdullah the butcher. Pogo made his way to the ring first followed by Abdullah coming down the ramp and beating the shit out of the ref that looked a little like a unmasked KJ Odoyle, but that's just pure speculation. After pummeling the ref Pogo and Abdullah finally went head to head while Jake made his way to the ring. Abdullah was the first to be eliminated, pin fall by Pogo, followed by Jake in the same manner. After his win, Pogo new better then to stick around so he celebrated his victory on the stage, a bewildered Jake took his anger out on the ref with 2 DDT's then left the ring.

The third match on the card was a tag match with Justin Credible and 2 Cold Scorpio versus Nosawa and the Great Muta. Credible had really gotten under the skin of the juggalos and they showed their hatred for Credible by throwing everything they could into the ring including some dead fish they found. The tide of this match went back and forth for a while but in the end 2 Cold Scorpio got the 3 count on Nosawa for the win. The great Muta was so disgusted with his partner that he spit the poisonous Green Mist into the eyes of Nosawa and left the ring.

The fourth match was undefeated 2 Tuff Tony versus Bull Pain in a Louisville Slugger Thumbtack Bat match... Bull already had massive heat coming to this match from pearl harboring Tony during Slam TV and from attacking a fan with a fire extinguisher. These two really laid into each other with the bats going back and forth from the beginning. Tony took 2 shots to the head from the thumbtack bats but still had enough Bacardi-fueled rage to take out Bull Pain with a top rope Corkscrew through a barbwire table. Tony dragged Bull back into the ring to deliver the Meteorite to the chant of HOLY SHIT for the 3 count win, remaining undefeated. Tony then celebrated his victory with the juggalos passing out shots of Bacardi Limon.

The next Match was the 8 Tag Team Elimination Tournament for the JCW Tag Team Straps. The teams of Tito Santana/Jorge Santana, Axl and Ian Rotten, The Bashums, the Headshrinkers, The Pimp and Gimp Connection, Brutus Beefcake/Greg Valentine, Team All Japan and the team of Mad Man Pondo and The Necro butcher. This match was over pretty quickly with the team of Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher coming out on top becoming the first JCW Tag Team Champions in almost 10 years.

Up next we had Southern Tracy Smothers versus his mystery opponent which turned out to be Ron "The Truth" Killings. Before Killings came out, Smothers got on the stick and insulted the juggalos. Mistake number one. The juggalos proceeded to pelt him with everything from bottles and branches to the chairs they were sitting on. Smother's got extremely pissed and started throwing shit back at the juggalos!!! Mistake number two. Killings made his way to the ring and in the style of the Ultimate Warrior defeated Smother's before his entrance music stopped playing. Smother's then ran back to the dressing room under fire from the juggalos garbage attack.

Now it was time for the first Main Event. Corporal Robinson put the JCW World Championship up against the living legend Scott "Razor Ramon" Hall of NWO, WCW, WWE fame. This was a match in the making with two giants of the wrestling world facing off in the JCW ring for championship gold. Scott Hall made his way to the ring first and the crowd was on their feet. When Corporal Robinson exited from the back, it was clear that he was not intimidated by his opponent one bit, singing along to his own entrance music. Once in the ring, these two stood toe to toe until Scott Hall decided to go kiss an unaware fan, almost getting the win by nearly making Corporal Robinson puke from the display of "brotherly love". When they finally locked up Scott Hall took control and gave the champ an old school NWO beat down. That didn't stop Corp from turning the tide in his favor. When the end looked near Corp grabbed a handful of thumbtacks from under the ring and gave Hall a JCW-style stomping. Bleeding all over the place, Corp delivered the devastating Bootcamp to Scott Hall in a pile of thumbtacks for the 3 count win. The triumphant Corporal Robinson exited

The Main Event of the night was a historical event marking the return of Shaggy 2 Dope to wrestling. Teaming once again with his old homies Violent J and Sabu, this triple threat took on the best the Vatican of South Philly had to offer, Trent Acid and his two Altar Boyz with Annie Social the Nun. 5800 juggalos singing along to Chicken Hunting when ICP and Sabu came to the ring was a sight no juggalo should miss. This match was the highlight of Bloodymania with control of the match shifting from the holy rollers to ICP and Sabu and back again. The Magic Blunt finally gave J and Sabu the energy they needed to finish of their opponents, with J delivering a Moonsault from the top turnbuckle and Shaggy dropping the big Leg Drop of the top rope, and Shaggy pinning Trent for the three count. After their win, ICP and Sabu took off their jersey's and tossed them into the sea of juggalos in their usual fashion.