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Morton's Marvelous Gathering Mini Game

Year Published: 2009

Category: Real Life Game

This game was passed out at the Gathering Of The Juggalos 2009. I don't know if it's an official Psychopathic Game, so if you know more about this game, please let me know through the contactform.

GAMEPLAY

Your Random Reality capsule contains...

  • This paper (without it the rest doesn't mean squat!)
  • 1 six-sided die
  • 2 point pieces
  • 1 Ribbon (slap on yourself)

HOW TO PLAY

STEP1: Pin your ribbon somewhere on yourself. Find another player anywhere and anytime throughout the Gathering. Introduce yourself and challenge to play (feel free to find out a little bit about them, i.e. where they're from, who they came to see, favorite Faygo, favorite artist, etc.)

STEP2: Agree on how many points pieces you will wager, then you both roll your new six-sided dice once and add the numbers together. Consult the chart below:

2 = Traveled to most US states (??? add CA provinces)
3 = Been to all 10 Gatherings
4 = Most amount of schooling
5 = Most Psychopathic gear on yourself
6 = Most hrs spent in autograph line in last 24 hrs
7 = Rock, paper, scissors (1-2-3-shoot; best 2 of 3)
8 = Traveled furthest to Gathering
9 = Closet birthday (not yet passed)
10 = Freshest facepaint (if ????)
11 = Most body modifications
12 = Quickest to strike a ninja pose

STEP 3: Compare the indicated quality of complete the activity. The winner receives all wagered point pieces. You may agree to wager as many times as you like.

SCORING

The scoring of points is pretty straightforward since Point Pieces are numbered: 1, 3, 6, 9, 12, 13, and 30. Collect as many points as possible. At the end of the weekend, all points will be totaled up and the top three scores will receive a super fresh prize! Present your points at the Morton's List tent, a part of the Shnagri-La Resort (campsite w/ big movie screen - can't miss it!) to see if you're winner!

Points will be totaled & winners declared on Sunday at Midnight.

Much Karma!

Thank you for playing the game and enjoy the Gathering!

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