Lyrics:

[Intro: Gold D]
Ay, this is Gold D, and this shit's about Spud, the motherfucker that sold his gold, you know what I'm saying'?

[Verse 1: Gold D]
Ay yo Spud, you claim that you're golden
But if I see him, I'ma roll him
Straight in the batter then the deep fryer
And turn his ass into motherfuckin' french fries
So you say you're so bright that birds sing?
When you know you only sport gold-plated rings
You used to front, your shit ain't real
Now I'm goin' there, you get peeled
Anyway your crunchy ass is gettin' old
The only gold you're gonna get is the gold arches, so why don't you get a job at McDonald's?
Gold D'll tell ya how it is
Golden Spud needs to grow up 'cause he's just a kid

[Verse 2: Rold Gold]
Another motherfucker played me out
He jacked my style and split
Raps he ripped from Rold Gold's hands
Spud's on the money trip
He's paid, laid, made the grade
For now you know it's true
But once you diss the Rold Gold
Your whole career is through
Kid Rock learned to be wack from me
Esham learned about crack from me
Blackman learned to be black from me
And look where they are now

[Chorus: Golden Jelly]
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)

[Verse 3: Golden Jelly]
Fool's gold, you faked-ass bitch
You hocked all your gold just to get rich
Real Goldies spend every penny they got on gold
Fuck a fat knot
Not you, you fuckin' potato
You're just like OJ's boy Kato
You sold out on the first chance you got
You ain't a tater tot
You a bitch, an uncooked hashbrown
Tell me how you got so fuckin' round
I should've just left you there in the mud
'Til you grew into a real spud

[Verse 4: Gold Double B]
Gold Double B and I'm all hyped up
Talkin' that shit about the Golden Spud
Sittin' on your front porch peelin' your potatoes
Then I heard your call, [?]
Golden Goldies, we in this bitch
Now I'm about to hit the switch
I wouldn't have it any way from the start
Now I'm about to stab you in the heart
Now let's talk about some tater tot beef
Looks like it ain't been washed on a week
Look, stupid ass, you don't know where you're from
Shout "Warrendale" now you['re moved to River(town) ?]

[Chorus: Golden Jelly]
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)

[Verse 5: [?]]
Motherfuckers, let me tell you about this bitch I know
Ain't good for nothin', just straight-up ho
Jettin' motherfucker talkin' 'bout get physical
Motherfucker, this shit's for real
Spuddin' off, just straight-up wack
So many motherfuckers just breakin' their back
Makin' records and comin' off hard
Motherfucker, we don't need a bodyguard
Dumb motherfucker just made the dash
When I see ya I'ma bust that ass
So just chill 'cause this shit's gettin' old
Motherfucker, this is fool's gold

[Verse 6: Golden Warrior]
Golden Spud, what the fuck is up
You're gonna ho the double G, you're a motherfucking chump
'Cause the Golden Warrior's a gold potato masher
I'ma mash that greasy bastard
Shove him up with gravy
Just like Ma's, it's a little bit lumpy
I don't give a fuck, gonna eat him up, shit him out
Wipe my ass and shout
So Golden Spud, you ain't nothin' bit a piece of shit on the flo'
'Cause you fucked with the Golden Warrio'
You wanna diss on the Golden Goldies?
First you gotta get through me

[Chorus: Golden Jelly]
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
We said Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)

[Verse 7: Golden Toby]
Well, the first day I met you, I should'a knew
That you'd sell out the clique, your whole fuckin' crew
So I'm here to let you know, let a ho be a ho
When you know you can't ride 'cause your shit is too slow
Yo a bitch, I should'a knew you'd bail out
Trick-ass bitch wasn't nothin' but a sell-out
Oh, drinkin' on that grape Faygo
Big fat gump lookin' like a potato
You should'a knew [that if ?] you diss Golden Toby
Call the Golden crew 'cause you know they are my homies
Stupid-ass bitch, where did you get so bold?
Now we all know that you're fool's gold
(Yeah, bitch, [you little shitty ?] ho)

[Verse 8: Gold Digger]
Can't believe that this shit just happened
First you down, now you just nappin'
[You'll fall ?] out on your fuckin' homies
How the fuck you think you're gonna ho me
I don't think so ['cause I ain't stepped ?] to ya
And when I find ya, I'm gonna impale ya
Spud, you big fuckin' french fry
If I see ya I'm gonna bust ya in the eye
Fool's gold, your shit is cole
Your were the fucking bitch that sold your gold
Bitch, I don't understand
How bitches like you [get to stay in this ?]
Gold Digger's in this bitch
If I see ya, motherfucker, I'll pull my switch

[Chorus: Golden Jelly]
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (A bitch) ([Man, call me that ?] bitch again)
Ha ha ha ha, Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (A bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (Bitch) (Fuck you, bitch)

[Outro: Golden Jelly]
Bitch (Bitch), bitch (Bitch), bitch (Bitch), bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (A bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (A bitch) (God damn [?])
Bitch (Bitch), bitch (Bitch), bitch (Bitch), bitch (Bitch)
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (A bitch) (Fuck you know about [?])
Spud, you ain't nothin' but a bitch (A bitch)