Lyrics:

Eminem huh?
You wanna dis us?
You wanna dis Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?
Well here goes a remix
From us to you
This is the truth about Slim Anus
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Slim Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
(Excuse me)
My name is who?
My name is the nut licker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who? (My name is what)
My name is the buttsniffer
Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?
Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)
I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Tommy Lee
I'd suck his dick off
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up.
Extra-terrestrials-running over pedestrians-
in a space ship while they're screaming at me:
"Let's just be friends!"
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support
Nice ass!
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the inch itch-er (Excuse me?)
One of radio's wonder boys
They call me the butt itch-er
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)
Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
Or feel up my balls and butt cheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks.
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Hey,Yup)
Am I coming or going?
I can barely decide.
I just drank a pint of semen.
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived.
Dre's butt is too sexy to hide.
Take your pants off Dre-I don't mind.
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk.
I'll do any guy that walks.
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits.
Sometimes I sit and wish Dr.Dre had a set of tits.
(Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips)
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips.
By the way if you see my dad,
ask him if he's seen my spread in Gay Al's Porno Mag
Hi!-my anus
Who?
My anus.
What?
My anus-
gets tapped on.
Hi!-my anus.
Who?
My anus.
What?
My anus-
it's always getting plugged up.
Hi!-my anus.
Who?
My anus!
What?!
My anus!
My anus!
It needs to be filled up!
Your anus.
Your anus.
Your anus is always getting plugged.
Your anus.
Your anus,is always getting stuffed!
You wanna dis us?! (huh?!)
We don't even know you, you little bitch!
You wanna sit there and dis us?
You little bitch!
I'll slap your face off!
That's what happens when you go up against the psychopathic family, trick!
You little bitch!!! (Laughter)
Slim Anus!