Lyrics:

Christmas, ho ho ho!

A Murder City Christmas! West side, east side!

[Monoxide Child:]
On the east side where we ride and die,
Blowin' green trees underneath Christmas lights.
Got the sweet leaf passin', when the time is right
I'ma kill a mother fucker tonight! (Sounds right!)

[Violent J:]
On the west side, Santa smokes PCP.
Wrecked his landing, got stuck in a tree.
Crackheads climbed up and robbed his ass,
butt naked, found him in the dumpster trash!

[Jamie Madrox:]
On the east side, we keepin' the red green,
Smokin' on a fatty, we're trimmin' a Christmas tree!
Ain't nobody on the streets because it's too cold,
In the Murder City, blood turns to red, icy cold!

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
On the west side, it's more cold and presents,
Handed out to the kids by Zugg island, represented,
Is a Christmas Eve of black-ass snow,
The only white powder you see is bagged and sold!

[Chorus:]
Christmas, ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!

Ho ho hah, ho ho! The holidays are a time of giving and receiving!
Give me some money so I can receive me a warm bottle of (hotes?)

[Violent J:]
On the west side, people got kids to feed.
Mom's a hooker and I'm selling brown weed,
Suicide rates rise, everybody needs money,
So Frosty's cute-ass jokes ain't funny!

[Monoxide Child:]
On the east side, we like to go out west!
Grab Shaggy n' J and start killin' till the sun set!
Not fun, yet? Gimme a sec,
I gotta throw away tech for the special event

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
On the west side, we throw up, have sex,
Fuck a resolution, we set up new years bomb threats!
Hood-rat hoes, with mistletoe made with chemicals,
Another Zombie froze every time the wind blows..

[Jamie Madrox:]
On the east side, my pockets are straight lint,
So I stole like a theif, cause my money was like spent!
Got a repo on my door and an eviction notice in the center,
How could the holidays get any better!?

[Chorus:]
Christmas, ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!

Excuse me, lady! Ho ho, but I happened to notice your purse!
Could I have some tip for the holiday, you bitch!? Please! Ho ho ho ho ho!

[Violent J:]
On the west side, Rudolph's red light nose
Means cheap ass sex from his strung out hoes!
Their toes are frozen, all in the streets,
With shivering teeth still nibbling meats!

[Jamie Madrox:]
On the east side, believe me, I'm not a Scrooge!
I'm a serial killer, tired of wearing some bloody snow boots!
Kinda havin' to choke my way through the holidays,
So I'ma do it right this time and get paid!

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
On the west side, we've got Santa the Crackhead.
He'll get you a VCR for a dime bag.
He's fat and old, but here's the difference
His beard's gray and nappy, and it smells like piss!

[Monoxide Child:]
On the east side, if you're window's open
Just know, somebody's probably scopin'.
You should know that shit gets hot like everyday,
Even 'round Christmas time, we don't play!

[Chorus:]
Christmas, ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!

Happy Christmas, folks! Ho ho ho, hey..hey, little boy!
Come here and give Ol' Saint Nick a bite of that Whopper,
You greedy little bitch!

[Chorus x2:]
Christmas, ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!
Christmas, ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas! (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas!