Lyrics:

[Dialog:]
Mm. Yup.
Yeah that’s nice.
Mm.
Yo Shaggy, whatchu know about Mozart?
Not much. Fact, I don’t know shit, J, I think he was deaf.
Def as in dope?
Naw man, deaf as in he can’t hear shit.
Naw man, that was Beefoven. See, what I know about Mozart is that, he was a freak.
Freak? Fuck you talkin bout?
Well, he had some underground shit people don’t know nuttin about.
Like what?
Like a song called “Lick Mich Arse.”
The fuck does that mean?
It means “Lick my ass, bitch.”
Drop that shit, Jack!

[Rap begins:]
Ahhh… Mozart, dope for the most part
Respected cuz he knows art
Likes music, and he shows heart
Loves chicks lickin his ass when it goes dark
He wrote this, don’t sugarcoat this:
“To get your ass licked off is the dopest”
Call it a fetish, call him a freak
Call him in need of a tongue on his butt cheek

[Refrain:]
Lick on the left side, lick on the right
Lick down the middle oh shit that’s tight
Lick mich arse all through the night

We heard somethin, Mozart had wrote it
Collabo style, had to bogart it
A little trick perfected by freaks
Step one: spread your butt cheeks
The most hos’ll cut loose to music
And since steps I gain I’m a use it
So we jumped on this Jack White track
Now we can’t keep these bitches’ tongues out our ass crack

[Refrain]

Bumpin Mozart, sunflower spot
Tongue up my ass like ahhh
A classic ninja with a classical hitch
Struck dirt way south of the clit
Drop my pants, tongue advance
Don’t knock shit till you gave it a chance
Your tongue might get stuck in the middle of
Two pigs wrestling over a Milk Dud

[Refrain]