Lyrics:

[Violent J]
Yeah bitch!

You's a glorified snitch, with a nuclear mullet
I got the name "DOG", engraved on my bullets
Your wife looks like "The Wrestler", with fuck fake pumpkins
She look like the type that like to give you a blumpkin
Your kids are on meth and you got crank breath
I wish you'd come for me, I'd introduce you to the DEATH (Pop!)
Fuck your damn lecture, I'm the Dog catcher
Come to the "D", I'll bet you leave on a stretcher

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bigot hoe, racist fool, pedophile namin'
Rollin' in a dumb "V", and late on the payment
Arresting drunk fucks for twenty five bucks
Wearing night time sleeveless t-shirts cuts
Sucks to be you, a fake Rambo with no gun
Not even a stun one, you're not in the run
From yellin' stop no don't, to dead by the road
You'd best just go home and score a bong full of dope

[Violent J]
Man, fuck your advice, who wanna listen...STALE
To a fuckin bigot snitch on your way to jail
I heard you got arrested and raped in Mexico
The way your blonde wig flow, they did you like a hoe
Who would be surprised if your wife had a dick?
Not me!, I half way expect that shit
Just the way you like it, Thundercat hairstyle
Dog the bigot bitch, found dead on 8 mile

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Get a job at Walmart, hall security guard
You can have more jurisdiction, and act just as hard
Quit chasing bail jumpers, jay walkers and drunks
Before you get your head blown off, into skull chunks
You ain't a cop, you's a flop, get the fuck out off my block
You're a racist, you can fucking suck off my cock
Bounty hunter, you want bust me?, I'll bet ya
Quit directing, motherfucker hoe

[Both]
I'm the Dog Catcher