Lyrics:

- Woah, hey, Jeffory, check it out
- Hm. House of Wax?
- I've never been in there before
- Me neither, dude
- How much you got?
- Probably ten bucks
- Free? Let's go!
- Free?

Evil soul (You dirty bastard!) Covered in wax
Head to toe, mother fucker. Glossy little bich
Lived a lie (Liar!) No turnin' back
What are you gonna do now? You can't even move
On display (For the whole wide world!) With nothing to say
Heh heh heh ha! Bitch! Heh heh heh ha!
Hot sunny day (Burnin' up!) Face melting away
Oozing away...

We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)

Welcome to the House of wickety Wax
Fools on display like plaques
With nothing to do but relax
I get bored, torture them all with thumb tacks

Folks walk by, give 'em the eye
They don't say "hi." Inside, they cry
There's a wick comin' out the top of they dome
One of these days, they gettin' the bone

They got only their evil ways to blame
With a dumb look on their faces of shame
They once had game, but now they're lame
Can't move their eyeballs, diffuse the same

[?] underneath they clothes
Punch 'em in the face, flatten the nose
I piss on these hoes when the doors are closed
It's their own fault they got hosed

We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)

Nailed to your plaque, right through your feet [*laughing*]
It's something wrong. Sorry, 'cause you don't speak

Look, real tears coming down the cheeks
Some are female; I molest the freaks
They don't have a neden hole 'less I carved it
When I'm hittin' it, I'm like a [?]

I don't walk by without slappin' a face
Flickin' an eyeball, total disgrace
Because they can feel everything I do
In our House of Wax, we got room for you!

We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)

Help wanted, stuff supply
We got plenty of slots available
Slots available for sluts and bigots

Wait, sluts ain't bad

Woo! Please apply now!

- What's up, homie?
- What's up, man
- Hey, yo, gimmie a dap, man. Alright
- Hey, yo, lemme feel your ass
- What?
- Lemme feel your ass, homie
- ...I guess
- Yeah, that's tight. You been working out?
- No
- You been riding a bike or something?
- Not really