Lyrics:

Ladies and gentlemen
'Los and 'Lettes
It's time to witness the shine of the Wicked Clowns
(Clowns, clowns clowns)
Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope
The world's most hated band
The Insane Clown Posse

Abracadabra, stab you up bloody
I'm the big Duke, smear your ass like putty
That's one thing I ain't never done was study
Fuck my meds, I'm about to go nutty
If we was in prison I'd rape your anus
With this broomstick, not my penis
I do a drive by on a pogo stick
As I'm getting my dick sucked, no bullshit
I clown motherfuckers, pie to the face
Probation officers, I lie to they face (Ha ha ha ha!)
I sell fake dope, and you still buy it
I even tell you it's fake. "I'll still try it"
I'll sock your ass, and leave you snoring
Still laid out same spot next morning
I'm a serial killer, pound for pound
You fuck with a juggalo: you get clowned

Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch! You get clowned
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch! You get clowned

I'm Shaggy the Clown. My foot swing around
Put your nuts so far up your ass, they're never found
Now eyeballs in the microwave grow fatter
Until they finally splatter
How do I know this? It don't matter
When I pulls out my axe, hoes scatter
'Cause in my head I hear the drums of war
Next thing you know, I comes to your door
And I kicks it in, the shit begin
Take a knife to the chicken and I sticks it in *cluck*
Pluck the feathers, cut your tethers
Everybody run free, dumping in a Humvee
Mass pandemonium all around
Innocent victim dying on the ground
Hold him close as his heart slow down
And whisper in his ear hole, "YOU GOT CLOWNED!"

Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch! You get clowned
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch! You get clowned

I paint my face like my brothers and sisters
We're misunderstood by these others, they dis us
Truth is these haters want to love us and kiss us
'Cause they secretly hound dogs. We shove 'em when they piss us off
Instead we gotta clown these hoes
Stick our big clown shoes all up they assholes
'Cause when our wagons come to town
We only pick up the found, bitch, so get clowned

Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch! You get clowned
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch! You get clowned
(Pie to your face)
(Foot up your anus)
(Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch! You get clowned
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch! You get clowned