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Six Pedophiles

Album: The Marvelous Missing Link: The Outtakes

Year: 2015

Lyrics:

Okay, tommorow we're gonna take a look at chapters 34 and 35, alright?
And don't forget this Friday, test papers are due
No, no I told you last week that they would be due on Friday, okay?
So, make sure that's taken care of
And we'll see you tomorrow

The first pedophile
He was teacher
I waited for school to end
Under the bleachers
I walked down the halls
Dragging my ax
He was pinning papers to the board with tacks

I slipped in the room
And raised my weapon
And whistled as he turned around for a second
I buried the blade deep into his scalp
He never even had a chance to cry for help

The next pedophile
He drove a cab
I held him down
On 13th ave
We made some small talk about the weather
All while I got my wire together

He stopped at the light
Eyes on the road
I slipped my cord right around his throat
With my knees up
I yanked it back
His head fell forward into his lap

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Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)

The third pedophile
He worked at home
He probably considered it his safety zone
But he was wrong
I walked right in the door
His chihuahua was barking
But not anymore

He came around the corner
I blasted him flat
And beat him horrendous with a baseball bat
Caved his skull in
And left it there
In a pile of blood, brains, bones, and hair

The next pedophile
He did construction
Showed up on the site looking for destruction
Picked up a nail gun
As soon as I spot him
He asked who the fuck I was
I shot him

Three or four more times
All in the neck
And then picked up a sledge hammer
And broke his back
Hit him again
In the back of the head

His whole skull exploded
Into a spread

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Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)

The fifth pedophile
Was a children's doctor
I grabbed my hatchet
The predator chopper
Walked in his office
The nurse tried to stop me
I gave her a choice
Leave or be chopped meat

She was out of there
I kicked the door
And there he was website
Getting bored exploring
One swift swing straight down was fatal
His whole head split like a tomato

The last pedophile
He had no child
He was a bucket bum
Who lived with his mom
The lady was old
I waited for her to leave
Simple
With a 38 up my sleave

I knocked on the door
This shit is gonna be fun
I shot him in the belly
He tried to run
I shot him in both legs
And finally the head
And like that
Left him on the front lawn dead

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Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed it)
Six pedophiles (that formed)

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Six pedophiles (that formed it)
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