Lyrics:

*phone ring*

"Hello?"

[Violent J] Is Mandy there?

"It's two o' clock in the morning"

[Violent J] Did I ask you that?

"Wh-Who is this?"

[Violent J] J

"What- what are you doing calling here this late?"

[Violent J] Look, fucker! I'm packin' wood the size of Texas! So put your daughter on the phone and take your bitch ass back to sleep!

"What did you say to me?"

[Violent J] Mother fucker!

"Where's your father at? Put your father on the phone!

[Violent J] A'ight. Hold up. Dad!
[Shaggy 2 Dope] Hello?

"Hello, I'm, I'm sleeping here in bed with my wife, when, whe-"

[Shaggy 2 Dope] Wait, wait, wait a minute. You can't be in bed with your wife! I'm in bed with your wife! Ha ha ha!

"You son of a bitch! I'm calling the police. I know who you are:

[Shaggy 2 Dope] You do?

"Yes I do!"

[Shaggy 2 Dope] Well, alright! Tell 'em I said FUCK OFF!