Lyrics:

[Intro: Big Hoodoo]
You know! Motherfuckas act like we couldn't make this shit real or something
We could make this real if you want us to hahahaha reality bitch come on
Walk with us

[Verse 1: Anybody Killa]
If we were in a gang
I'd bang on them bitches
Leaving all the snitches
Sleeping with the fishes
If we were in a gang
I'd let it be known
I'm not alone
We lurking outside your home
If we were in a gang
I wouldn't hesitate
I'd be a renegade
Walk around and regulate
If we were in a gang
I'd join the government
Try to rule the world like I was someone that the devil sent
GANGSTA GANGSTA
Everybody shout it
Labeled as a gang
Might as well be all about it
So who's the enemy
I guess we got beef
Looking like a warrior
But feeling like a chief
Nobody said it tripping
This is psychopathic
When you get your first dose
She'll be coming at it
If I'm a gang member
Than I'm a loyal one
Because I'm here to represent and get the job done
We put in overtime
Protecting what we got
So if they think they gonna shut us down I think not
Take in the underground
Just like you've never seen
If I was in a gang, my team would be a big machine
Straight record shit not giving a fuck
When I'm looking for the loot
Everybody's getting stuck
Better duck, when we come around
Bitch we united
I'm gonna keep it real
If we a gang, we bout to riot
[Verse 2: Lyte]
If we were a gang
I'd do the same shit I do now
My psychopathic mind
Star soldiers ready to move out
Now who's down to move pounds
Real live shoot outs
My killers run up in your crib
I'll make that bitch my new house
Now do bounce
Before this axe meet your teeth
Psychopathic the label that runs beneath the streets
Check it I am the shady one you read it in the articles
I'm crazy with a gun I'll turn your body into particles
Everybody just limbo I'll come with the kendo
Just lean in fo'
Better lock your window
All I do is win bro, get the pencil 'n stencil
Gonna get your body shot, shot like a limo
When your twin folds got blood in my timbos
Then roll up out shit-blown in door
Never swear I'm like them crooks, always been broke
Pimp ho's any weight that I get, dope
Gang bang, I slain game
My ninjas to the same thang
And never will I change, man
You can not maintain
This lil game when I aim that thang at your brain
You get your shit blown
Maybe cells rain when I aim at your place
Blood stains when I grip that
Got a sick d'em in that savage clan
Down to them in that casket, fam
Show you the true meaning of a fucking hatchet man
Fly city representer look at what you started now
Car-jack, heart attack
This is more important town
PDF, DJ Beat bangin out that black truck
JRB, Pulla, make e'rybody back up
Strapped up, murder-mitten
And honestly it's deadly here
Ask about them juggalos, bitch
WE ARE EVERYWHERE!

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
If we was in a gang
I would be Shaggy Escobar
We would be the biggest the baddest and the best around
And even if you ain't an enemy
We guess you are
And slugs would enter your chest and blow the rest apart
We bout to let the squirrels get it low
Two girls hittin at once
Splittin ends like blunts
The murder mitten will punch you
Like POW I'm soon to be a bitch like OW
I dunno might show me
Your ho tonight, blow me
And got my dick right before your mama rode me
She took it in the butt
Both nuts in the hole meeting, cluck like a chicken
I fucked her with a two-liter
We can both fit our dick, is she a two-seater?
But only you eat a playa, I don't need that
Hang me up ho
But your payin on the we-est side
Call my subject matter, random
Callin juggalos a gang?
I can't fathom
Yellow taxis up a chimney skim, boiling
Flaming thunder clouds
Showers of oil and soot in the skies
We like zombies, we gang bang
Everybody knows it
Your best respect us you can't eject us
You can't reject us, you can't detect us
You want to get correct, then deflect us
As the Dark Carnival!
You get used to it
Inject us in the armies, churches, schools and cop forces
Clean bombs to your green golf courses
And of course there's, recourses
Next separate from heads, divorces
Messy wants dead, not classy for me, pussy boy
BLAST my boot up your booty ass, destroyed it
Destroyed it, can't avoid, that you knowed it
If we banged, we'd a killed everybody and enjoyed it
[Verse 4: Big Hoodoo]
Fuck how you feel
We are family for real
But if we were a gang
Then murder would be my thang
You ever heard of my name
They spell it in all caps
The wicked is for all raps
I'm Juggalo to the fullest
If my HOODOO don't scare 'em
Then you catching some bullets
Gun spitting in the dark looking like lightning
Strikes leaves you twitching on the concert
Fighting for life they trying
To figure out what the fuck
You do to deserve this
The we coming for your family
At the funeral service
Now other fams nervous
Thinking "fuck are we next?"
You don't know what you are facing
We are Juggalo nation
United we stand, divided we fall
If you come against the fam
Then we riding on y'all
Homie if this was a gang
I'd have any army of niggas
From 7 mile come to your house
Break your door down
Snatch your ass off the couch
And start stomping you in front of your wife
Then ask that bitch if she wants the gun or knife
Nigga if we were a gang you'd be scared to walk the streets
My homies is off the chains and my dogs is off the leash
We young black and reckless hatchet man we rep this
My fam is worldwide and you better not ever disrespect us
Feds trying to dissect this doctors want to correct this
My whole team deem 17 impressive, resurrect us
We will never feel, the Dark Carnival protects us!
We will never fail the dark carnival protects us

[Verse 5: Blahzay Roze]
If we were a gang I'd bash yo head in nicely
Your likely to get a bit of bloodstain on your fresh white tee
I might be the rudest juggalette since the 90's
Like a wicked clown painted up so frightening
Pretty yellow teeth when I pop, see me smilin'
Piggy's wiggin' now watch it rumble we persistent
Can't fuck a juggalette she see you strolling from a distance
Wicked with the blade but we look so innocent
Are you lost?
Try to rape a juggalette cause you thinking that we're soft
Put your fucking dick up in my mouth I'll bite it off
Beautifully insane we ain't some hoes you wanna cross
Boss up psychopathic 'til I die
Fill your body up with holes
And watch the life leave from your eyes
Send your head off to your momma in a box as a surprise
Then I hide inside her bushes taking pictures while she cries
Stabs to the throat I slice that shit so swiftly
But the blade is rusty so you isn't dying quickly
Got a group of hoodlums
Holding quarters looking shifty
Have my 'lettes roll through
Leave them thugs extra crispy
Chicken bitch we be huntin' all night
Got my axe in my left and my 9. in my right
So who the fuck wanna fight me
If we was a gang, shit, fuck it! We might be

[Verse 6: DJ Clay]
Yo if i really bang like that
You think that you would really hear me on this track?
Uhm nope! I be going all in
Squad ragged up sending shooters to your crib
Plugging everybody that be looking kind of sideways
Six in the morning
And catch your momma in the driveway
Maybe I be throwing up my signs ay
But then I wouldn't have any time for all this rhyme say
I ain't seen a fed since 98
Now they can suck what I got
Between my legs, man
This shit is fucking with my mind state
Why I gotta rap about defending shit that I say
Clay, rappin' for the familay-say
Southwest rap but they love us out the West way
Clique runs tighter than a Bruno Mars vest ay
If we were a gang you'd already have your chest caved
Psychopathic is a crime wave
Well did you listen what the blog say
Open up your eyes do it my way
Cause if we were a gang

[Verse 7: Violent J]
We ain't a gang
And I think you fuckers
Take it for granted
Cuz if we were stunting off
Our fucking turf would be the planet
Understand it out the sewers we crawl
Painted faces and all
Trading places with y'all
Any sec that we saw
We'd be on all your blocks
Taking all your spots
Taking cop for Glocks
And slingshots with rocks
It don't matter yo
Either way they forehead will shatter
Taking walls with your squalls and our axe blood splatters
What matters is we ain't
But to say we all are round up
But if it was there be
A dozen of us in a clown car
I was trying to sound hard
I'm Violent J have you forgotten
I'm harder than a dick up in Beyonce neden
Now we a gang
Hey we act like one
Ok I'll pack a gun
And fucking cap your son
Stray bullets mistaken on an innocent victim
Blood leaking out the head
Come lick some Yeah
Ass we kick some
Bellies we stick some
Shank 'em stab 'em
Gank 'em and bank 'em
Grab them hatchets
Lighter or matches
Start with his toes till
His whole body catches
We admire the fire in each other
Its evident the hatchet man is the color we represent
And is somebody lose hard and starts to flop
Them little fishes and the bitches we drop
So tell the FBI to pull a death defying stunt
Light a blunt and shotgun it up your wife's cunt
Smack her fat ass up and tweak a titty nipple
If Juggalos jumped, we'd fuck a city crippled
Your lucky we don't gang bang
Cuz if we did wouldn't be damn thing to split your wig
If it were true and our crew did what hatchets do
We cut through the neck the head attaches to
Team 17 we living a dream
We the real shit
Legit you hoes needs to quit
Cuz we the hatchet man bitch
You can't match its plan bitch
Quit dreaming jacking off
You feeble-o's wack and soft
Your whole head piece we hacking off
Look him in the eyes smack it and toss it
Bitch you had but lost it
Even your mother knows we the Juggalos
You? Some other hoes
Take a little bath and butter your toes divas
We laughing man
The hatchet man
From here to Afghanistan
Psychopathic
The Clever Team!
Where'd ya go?
You never seen!
Yeah, from '91 to '17!
And we young for life
Yeah, we'll forever be