Lyrics:

[Intro]
"What I will be teaching about is Demonology. Now let's pray: Father, I thank you for this class, I thank you for this beginning, I thank you for (Demonology)"
"There's something about that Jesus ain't gonna let you call him Jesus, you gonna call him Junior" (What about Jesus?)
"You're talking about the same God, the same God, the same God, that would do it for you"
"I am very blessed to have your mother, fifty-five years old and she still slides some"
"I don't want your mouth, we are about Bibles"
"They've created a god who doesn't exist"

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Judgment Day is here, FFF!
Don't bother prayin' 'cause there's no time left
We're headed for Armageddon, I'm bleedin' like I'm sweatin'
As I walk' the flatlines, we're runnin' out of time
Nobody's safe, so why you thinkin' you safe, ho?
You'd rather be dead is what you said so take it slow
Hacks from the battle axe, jacked up from mad attacks
Headless crooked preacher in his trunk of his Cadillac
God's gonna get ya, it's all cause He loves ya
With the Witch suffocatin', levitatin' above ya
Don't go to church and tithe, they say you'll learn one thing, Jack
Life is a one way road, you can't go back
The Devil will cook you, but God's wrath is much worse
You're dying of thirst, but then the holy water's cursed
(Evil) The good and the evil collide, just in the nick of time
Before you even make up your mind, a double homicide
Suicidal tendencies only get in the fuckin' way
Face ya sins, the gig is up, it's Judgment Day

[Chorus 1: Ozzy Osbourne]
Day of Judgment God is calling
Hand of God has struck the hour

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thou shall not sin, so our players are singin' song
Who the fuck are you to tell me what's right and wrong?
(Death) Death is in my eyes, (Pain) my pain is my disguise
So deadly I'm followed by maggots and flies *Scream*
You'll see when you face your judgment, it's just you
Old sins plus new, they rush you and bust you
Fool don't trust me, I can't be trusted
But you can trust a priest 'til he gets busted
You're goin' to Hell (Sins) for all your sins (Sins)
Pins and needles, needles and pins (Sins, sins, sins, sins)
Voodoo doctor on the rocks with Vodka
(Bustin') Preacher (Whore) bustin' with a whore, got ya
Man on the moon but still can't fly right
Elvis wanna fake his death, and can't die right
Sellin' Bibles on the corner, but you'll pay
(You'll pay) For all your sins, it's Judgment Day

[Chorus 2: Ozzy Osbourne]
Day of Judgment God is calling
Satan laughing spreads his wings
Oh Lord yea!

[Verse 3: Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope]
You motherfuckin' sinner, (Choke) that evil will choke ya
Check the hand you was dealt, it's all Jokers
Judgment Day, time to pay for all you've earned
You'll never die, chained to a stake, you'll burn
You're going to Heaven, self lies, that's all she wrote
Lord, forgive me. No, bitch, He don't. Huh?
Judgment Day, Armageddon is here to stay
Now all of a sudden, all you wanna do is pray
You say you're sorry (Sorry) for all the death you left (You've left)
But that don't work (Don't work)
You say you're sorry (Sorry) for all the pain you bring (You bring)
But that don't work (That don't work)
You say you're sorry (Sorry) for your whole life spent [?] (Spent [?])
But that don't work (Don't work)
You say you're sorry for all your hate, but too late
Bitch, meet your fate, it's Judgment Day

[Outro: Ozzy Osbourne]
Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
(Satan laughing) Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
(Satan laughing) Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
(Satan laughing) Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
(Satan laughing) Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
(Satan laughing) (Satan laughing) Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
(Satan laughing) (Satan laughing) Satan laughing, Oh Lord yea!
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Satan laughing