Lyrics:

[Intro]
[?]

[Verse 1]
I couldn't believe my eyeballs when I stepped off the gulf stream
There was hairy pussy Harry, mud wrestlin' with a jelly bean
I suplexed him off the duplex, where's Larry the Clown's uncle?
Your daddy was a lizard, a lizard-ass punk ho
A chimp shows a chick chimp his stick unless he chicken, squawk
I'm checkin' hoes, chin checkin' chicken heads out a chef's kitchen
You liquid pedophiles, get your balls out that damn donut truck
To Dave, every duck's a suspected predator and homеless drunk
River Phoenix diеd so we could rock the stage tonight
So if you could, keep your fat belly from smotherin' the light
Tracy Smothers other brother snuggles up with gangsters
Snuffin' motherfuckers' mothers out and sniffin' out the wanksters
Shut up and [?] a little peanut butter on the back of my neck
I'll suck a dead man's dick raw, shit, rub it down and write it a check
Elon Musk and me locked in a bum rush, who bust out this orbit
I can't take she's gone

[Chorus]
All my brains are scattering, it don't even matter, man
Everything that matters is in tatters and it's goddamn strange
All my brains are scattering, what the fuck's the matter, man?
Everything that matters is in tatters and it's [?]

[Verse 2]
I'm frizzlin' biscuits out of business, bitch, Big Baby's back
I did this big business, you just a bitch-ass witness to the stacks
Paul did his yoga twice then snuggled with his kittens
All I know is come intermission, someone's chin is gettin' hitten
I did all the wig splittin', don't you be gettin' into some bullshittin'
I threw up the Bat Light, caught him in the sky chokin' his chicken
Mad openly forbidden, all across the open Mitten
Against the law like necrophilia, rape, and public spittin'
I'm hittin' the charge hard, the retard charge, I owe mine
Coming in hard at number two, number six and one O nine
Me and Kurt Cobain had vodka shots at the Blind Pig
I'm bein' a lyin' pig, I never knew there was a gig
Another thing I've always been proven to do, improve my lyin'
I'ma live a lie until the livin' die, why are them pickles flyin'?
Pullin' up at the jumbo Jamba Juice bar, Super Bruce the [?]
You don't know Super Bruce the [?]? How stupid you are

[Chorus]
All my brains are scattering, it don't even matter, man
Everything that matters is in tatters and it's goddamn strange
All my brains are scattering, what the fuck's the matter, man?
Everything that matters is in tatters and it's [?]

[Verse 3]
Puff Daddy's feet smell like mint orchids in a garden
Squeeze the BB gun, poppin' holes in the titties of Dolly Parton
Smokin' three cartons a day in Martin's glove compartment
Startin' shit in my apartment, axe to your forehead, it's partin'
That's when I blacked out, woke up butt naked nude
Next to a fat dude eatin' Thai food, mustache like Rick Rude
Slapped his ass like a floob, but couldn't allude the sniffer dogs
I'm hang glidin' through your freezer like a skeezer, pinchin' logs
Snuffleupaguffin' Juffalos and phony frauds (Yeah?)
And you vicious scandalicious gutter groupie broads (Uh huh?)
Pour me a lizard on a sponge, we do this every night (Yeah?)
Kid discovered Rollo was a beast after that fight (Uh huh?)
I got keys embedded in my hooker ass cheeks (Yeah?)
Got my food stamps and ain't even spent up last week's (Uh huh?)
I'm past freakin' out on Gina's cheeks I blast skeet (Yeah?)
Found a huge pineapple bottom of a trash heap, ate it

[Chorus]
All my brains are scattering, it don't even matter, man
Everything that matters is in tatters and it's goddamn strange
All my brains are scattering, what the fuck's the matter, man?
Everything that matters is in tatters and it's goddamn strange

[Outro]
Goddamn strange
All my brains are scattering, what the fuck's the matter, man?
Everything that matters is in tatters and it's goddamn strange
Everything that matters is in tatters and it's goddamn strange
Everything that matters is in tatters and it's goddamn-