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The Stiff

Album: Bloody Sunday

Year: 2023

Lyrics:

[Segue]
Strange

[Verse 1]
At first I thought it was a naked mannequin behind the dumpster
La, la, la, la, la, I had to double take
Realized it was a corpse and got excited, smell the funk, sure
La, la, la, la, la, like a rotten steak
Threw it on my shoulders, doing my best to avoid onlookers
La, la, la, la, la, as I stroked its head
Dead bodies are dead weight, and this one's chubby than a motherfucker
La, la, la, la, la, I don't even care
Narcissist and psychopath, shower in this Bible bath
I slit your wrist, your slice a gash, spittin' mist, I love the splash
Think I thought I saw it rip, washed its head, it saw my dick
Thought we just was talkin' shit, blood on the walls, it crawls and drip
Not fully rotted yet, but I'm noticin' holes appearin' on its back
La, la, la, la, la, but I don't stare
Tried to massage it walkin' down its spine, but jumped up when I heard it crack
La, la, la, la, la, and I saw the tear

[Chorus]
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the ball and fuckin' fuck up again?
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the fuckin' ball and fuckin' fuck up again?

[Verse 2]
I get the notion it don't like to be alone, and when I leave, I miss it
La, la, la, la, la, my BFF
Even though I find its organs in the laundry, I could never diss it
La, la, la, la, la, 'til nothing's left
We were stargazing, I seen its eyeballs, we're now staring at each other
La, la, la, la, la, face caving in
Neosporin ain't doing shit no more, its skin smelling like burnt rubber
La, la, la, la, la, which ain't a sin
Crooked skin and purple chin, thus began the butcherin'
His face took to lookin' like a lumberjack done mushed it in
The key disband his foot and hand, went kaput and put in sand
Turned to soot, a cooked ham, I'm puttin' my fuckin' foot in
It's head flipped backwards in its chair, and then its neck appeared to rip wide open
La, la, la, la, la, the shit I saw
I took my shoelace off and tried to sew the tear, but I was just half jokin'
La, la, la, la, la, I don't care at all

[Chorus]
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the ball and fuckin' fuck up again?
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the fuckin' ball and fuckin' fuck up again?

[Verse 3]
Eventually, it got so gooey it turned into mush
I tried to leave it in a field up underneath a bush
But all it did was cause attention from the strong aroma
I wish I never would've thrown this lunk of shit upon my shoulder

[Chorus]
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the ball and fuckin' fuck up again?
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the fuckin' ball and fuckin' fuck up again?

[Outro]
Fuck up again
Fuckin' fuck up again
Fuckin' fuck up again
Fuckin' fuck up again

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