Lyrics:

[Intro]
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body

[Verse 1]
The Illuminati don't want me, my Juggalos got me
And that's the reason why they want my brains out, lobotomy
We Juggalos tend to do some Juggalo shit
I make Juggalo hits, your face gets Juggalo spit
Crowd surf across the earth with my homie since birth
They be raiding my house like we a cult and this our turf
All they gonna find is a burnt-out Winnebago
Take-out Waffle House and fridge full of Faygo
They ain't never gonna get it 'cause they never been in it
Gonna keep staying winning from beginning to finish
One hand scratching the head, the other scratching balls
The pencil-pushing suits had to sit back and pause, 'cause

[Chorus]
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body
They got nothing on me, Juggalos in the lobby
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body
But we ain't weak and shotty, Juggaloin' ain't a hobby
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body
But they can get this dick instead, 'cause they'll never solve me
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body
But we ain't weak and shotty, Juggaloin' ain't a hobby

[Verse 2]
The J for jumpin' up when your homies need
Jumpin' up punk ass fool, yup, indeed
The undeniable, bitch, plus the unstoppable
The U's for Uncle Shaggs kidnapped your town's constable
Double G's, two fellas give your throat a squeeze
The enemy of yours is the enemy of ICP's
The A is for the ass I'm finna put my foot in
Like Doctor Strange, I can see your story's got no good end
L, well you're 'bout to take one, you and your teamin'
'Los'll lump you up, have you limpin' when you're leavin'
Lastly, we got a O, it stands for oh well
Stand on a mountain top and yell, "Eat shit in Hell!" That's why

[Chorus]
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body
They got nothing on me, Juggalos in the lobby
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body
But we ain't weak and shotty, Juggaloin' ain't a hobby
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body
But they can get this dick instead, 'cause they'll never solve me
Illuminati don't want me, they want my cold body
But we ain't weak and shotty, Juggaloin' ain't a hobby

[Outro]
But we ain't weak and shotty, Juggaloin' ain't a hobby