Album: Woh The Weeping Wierdo
Year: 2023
[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Motherfuckers think they seen some shit in life, and that's good. I did, too, right before I flushed it. 'Cause the question is, if you could only look at one more motherfuckin' sight, what the fuck you tryin' to peep?
[Verse 1: Violent J]
My doctor called me with a situation
He told me, "Sit down," but had me pacin'
He said my eyeballs will soon go blind
With no way to stop and skip or rewind
Suggested that I take some flights
Travel to peep my favorite sights
He said try to think about where I'd like to be
The last sight I'll ever see
Sunrise across a tropical island
Detroit downtown, midnight stylin' (What up doe)
All white sand, blue-green lagoon
Rainbow stars after a monsoon
Lookin' out at the Gathering night main stage
Starin' down the barrel of a 12 Gauge
Ask Jay-Z, "Can I see Beyoncé?
Butthole naked, crawlin' my way?"
Mash the gas, gettin' blowed on the highway
It'd all look good, I say
[Chorus]
If you had to choose one vision as your last one
What would you wanna see, before your eyes go blind?
I wanna see all the family (Hey)
Crazy (Whoop, whoop), tonight
Said each and every one love you (Hey)
I want it burned into my mind
[Verse 2: Violent J]
A puddle, all the Faygo we sprayed
Together, all the honeys I've laid
Down a mountain, hot lava flowin'
Fat swarm of lightning bugs all glowin'
Knock the fuck out my real dad
One place, every fan we've ever had
Every freak I've ever saw, all!
Shaggy's top rope leg drop live
On Monday night Raw, I've seen it all
How the fuck I'm 'posed to make this call?
The crowd at Woodstock, middle fingers high
"Fuck the world!" 'til I die
My eyes seen Picker Forest as the rain poured down
Monster chased me off a burial ground
I've seen people lost, I've seen people found
A supernatural Dark Carnival clown
My mother, my sister, and my brother
I got it! My two kids huggin' each other
[Chorus]
If you had to choose one vision as your last one
What would you wanna see, before your eyes go blind?
I wanna see all the family (Hey)
Crazy (Whoop, whoop), tonight
Said each and every one love you (Hey)
I want it burned into my mind
[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I know ninjas like to see pretty-ass sunsets,
snow-covered pine trees,
naked nipple hoes, stacks of money,
piles of pink blow snortin' up your face,
gardens full of yum yummies,
peacocks with cocks peein',
waterfalls with fish, all kinds of fat-ass butt cheeks,
maybe even with a hole or two - whatever makes your dick jump,
but what would you choose to see last,
before your eyeballs punk out and die,
and you lookin' at nethin' from now on?
'Cause them doo doo peepers you got connected to that brain,
you know them jelly orbs catchin' a ride in that bitch-ass face,
could burn out and die, and once they do,
them motherfuckers ain't never comin' back
[Chorus]
If you had to choose one vision as your last one
What would you wanna see, before your eyes go blind?
I wanna see all the family (Hey)
Crazy (Whoop, whoop), tonight
Said each and every one love you (Hey)
I want it burned into my mind
If you had to choose one vision as your last one
What would you wanna see, before your eyes go blind?
I wanna see all the family (Hey)
Crazy (Whoop, whoop), tonight
Said each and every one love you (Hey)
I want it burned into my mind