Lyrics:

[Violent J]
"You know, because, uh Jeckel Brothers, you know, Jack and Jack Jeckel, what, what we plan on doin' with this, with this Joker's Card, with this album or whatever is like, I plan on restructurin' the Earth itself, like, instead of bein', you know, just a ball, a big-a** ball floatin' through space, I plan on havin' Earth be like, like, more shaped like a, like a Faygo two liter, you know what I'm saying'? Just uh, pourin' wicked clown liquid, you know, wonder liquid all over the universe, sprayin' that sh*t out to Nuplon and Platune and planets mother f**kers ain't even ever seen, you know? And like, uh, you know, I plan on, uh, turnin' oceans into fire, you know. I plan on turnin' clouds into stone, I plan on turnin', uh, you know, like, turn brick, stone, and brick into like soft, squishy marshmallows, you know? And like, reshapin' gravity, you know, with this album, this record, this Joker's Card, like fat kids, you know, a big fat kid can f**kin' float and jump like he's on the moon and sh*t, and skinny kids, you know, they, they, they just lost 'cause the gravity is reshaped, like you could pick a car up, you know, and throw that mother f**ker, can play catch with it. With this album, I'll be like, you know, like, you got the rings that go around Saturn. I plan on puttin' a couple rings around Earth, you know, and openin' up some, some f**kin' uh Burger Kings on the rings, and me ownin' it all myself, and you know, mother f**kin' ninjas rollerblading and skateboarding on the rings, and you know, I, and I, I, well, basically what I'm tryin' to do is I'm tryin' to change, I'm tryin' to make some change, you know? Like, I want the world to get up and stand up, you know, like what you thought was mountains was really just, you know, b*t*hes' t**ties, and they been layin' down the whole time, and now they standin' up, you know what I'm sayin', and like, and, and, and I just want like people to realize that the Grand Canyon or like, uh, a volcano was really just an a***, and mother f**kers were sleepin' on it the whole time, you know, and that mother f**ker is just, basically what Insane Clown Posse is gonna do is, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna show, I'm gonna expose the wackness, and I'm gonna show the freshness, you know what I'm sayin'? Like, uh, that's my goal with the Jeckel Brothers. The-the-there's a lot of bands you see like on MTV and sh*t, like, you know mother f**kers that wear panties and fishnet thongs and yet they try to be scary and sh*t, you know, like Kiss, you know everybody says I stole my sh*t from Kiss, you know, when the truth is, everybody knows that Kiss, they stoled the sh*t from us, you know? I mean, I know they been around thirty-five years ago and sh*t, but it don't matter, because I been around since the new millennium and the old millennium weren't even millenniums, you know? I been around since the Millennium f**kin' Falcon crashed and sh*t. You can't really see what I'm sayin' because you ain't lookin' through your third eye, you know? You don't realize that you got two eyes you can look through, and you got a third eye right between your b***cheeks, and you don't, you don't flex that power like I do, you know, and then, you know, like, Marilyn Manson, you know, he's, he wears a thong and sh*t, and you know, I ain't, I ain't got nothin' to say against, you know, people wearin' thongs, you know, because I like a b*t*h in a thong, you know, but a thong ain't made to hold nuts, which means his nuts are probably fallin' out the side of his thong, you know, and that only lets me know that he don't have no nuts, 'cause if he had nuts, they would be steady fallin' out the side of his thongs, and they'd be comin', you know, one of the little fishnet holes, and that ain't the case, that ain't what happenin', you know? And you can always argue, you can always argue that maybe his nuts are tucked up his a**, and that could be, you know, but why are you overlooking what I'm sayin'? I'm tellin' you that it's gonna be an army of mother f**kers with their nuts tucked up their a**es comin' over those hills, you know, and while you sittin' there sleepin', I'm playin', you know, while you sittin' there messin' on the internets and the onlines and messin' with computers, tryin' to evaluate your mind, tryin' to elevate evelation, I'm on the other end, and I'm still playin' Atari, you know, like Combat and sh*t. But what you sleep on is what you reap on, and while you're tryin' to evelate your mind with the internets, and I'm playin' Combat, it full circles, loops, it comes back around, and you see where the real payoffs come in. If you can't understand what you're sayin', what, what I'm sayin', if you can't hear me, it's 'cause you ain't listenin', you ain't lookin' through that third eye, and what you need to do, really, is expose that third eye, and use that third eye. Become that third eye, you know, because on the other side of the black hole is the Dark Carnival, and it's comin' sooner than you think, and way sooner than you hope, and it's comin' right to your front door. We at five, baby, we got one more to go, and that third eye is a useful tool that you sleepin' on, so I'ma wrap this up by sayin', what I wanted to let everybody know this year was that when, what it, what it all comes down to, what it boils down to, what, what's underneath me, scratch the surface, what's underneath is this: you have the world on one side and the Insane Clown Posse on the other, and everybody in the world is gonna line up in a single-file line, and the line is gonna stretch over mountains, over valleys, over hills, it's gonna stretch over through the white plains of Africa, through the deserts of Kansas, through the, the oceans of Tibet, and it's gonna just stretch right through, it's gonna stretch, and it's the longest line, and you wait for years, and you wait in that line, and you share bread, and you starve, and you share cups of rusty water while you're waitin' in that line, and when you finally reach the end of that line, and you reach what you've been waitin' for, what's gonna be at the end of that line? What's gonna be in your destiny, is me, with my pants down, and you suckin' my d**k when it's your turn, 'cause everybody can f**k off if you ain't down with the clown."