Lyrics:

[Intro]
[?]
Ha! Ooh! Brr! Uh!

[Verse 1: Violent J]
[?] fatal fires (Ha)
Shoot a old lady up at Meijer's (Ha)
Pull out a few vital wires (Ha)
Trust the lies of some evil liars (Hey)
The tick tock in your clock retires (Ha)
Hit rocks quick pop all tires (Ha)
Lies bullshit kicks expires (Ha)
Hittin' licks on my sick desires (Hey)
I'm scorin' scores (My paper)
Top floor to floor (Size take up)
Stack forty more (Skyscraper)
Soar towards the floor to die (I wait to die)
When he finally hit, he splatters
That splish splash splat, the baddest
I'ma be the gladdest, not for the status or cheddar
All that matters is that it's fun
Forty-eight gallon drum sealed
Full of piss and chemicals from in the body parts
Stored a decade, unsealed cracked and poured
[?]
Three fifty-six a bald head tattered up
Pit bull face locked in shackles
And all that held up by two sugar sweet
Soft bony tenderoni baby ankles? What?
I [?] bony hoes though 'cause they funny as fuck
And funny as fuck is fun
You keep up with them cool sheep
And I'll keep creepin' the deep with the freakiest under the sun
Headbuttin' hoes nose bones up they own butthole
And gone with some gross shit fun
My prognosis? That shit is blown
Grown beyond some gross shit, atrocious, son
(Dickhead tricks that stick) Ha ha ha! Jokes on you! (Thanks)
For life, bitch! (Yo, what?) (Pull permanent pranks with)
It's J's naughty boy fun pack (Order today)
It's J's naughty boy fun pack (Including the blackout)
The sun fried out, it just blacked out, and here's a fun fact for ya
It ain't comin' back, we're fucked, all thanks to your fuckin' pranks
It's J's naughty boy fun pack (Order today)
It's J's naughty boy fun pack (By the Yum Yum Fun Corp)

[Chorus: Violent J]
Come get you some (Come)
(Sick fun) got some (Yum Yum)
(Get some) Come get some, split some victims
(Sick fun) Sick fun, legit, so get some
Come old and young (Run)
(Sick fun) got some (Fun, fun)
(Get some) Come get some, wig split some victims
(Inflict some) Inflict some wicked sick fun
Come get you some (Come)
(Sick fun) got some (Yum Yum)
(Get some) Come get some, split some victims
(Sick fun) Sick fun, legit, so get some
Come old and young (Run)
(Sick fun) got some (Fun, fun)
(Get some) Come get some, wig split some victims
(Inflict some) Inflict some wicked sick fun

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Big fat hookers mean fat love (Right)
Fat love mean fat bank (Right)
Fat bank spend on fat love
From a big fat hooker mean fat stank (No)
Fuck no fat stank ain't fun (No)
Fat stank could never be fun (No)
Fat stank ain't fun even if you think
Fat hooker stank means fat fun (No)
Fun is a crooked cop's corpse
With an open eye drained of all his blood
Fun is a bigot hottie chained by the foot
Draggin' through the rocky mud
Fun is a chomo's whole cranium
Bein' slowly yoked right off his fuckin' neck
A year after his nuts are frozen
And broken off his dick
Static with a lip, really buddy?
I'm so dramatic and your shit flaps, silly putty
Let me bring that fun back, [?]
Zoom with the boom with the red moon rap
Somethin' nutty like classical songs
I love jumpin' through [?], what a nice swerve
Make me kinda wanna hijack a sold-out cruise ship
And play bumper boats with the icebergs
Tell the crew I'm new, fuck rules legit
Only rule for me is be cool as shit
And we doin' tricks, like speedin' up quick
Dip the tip in so this bitch flip
I'm everybody buddy, captain bubbly
I [?], so fuck the dougie
The whole shit trippin', underwater dippin'
You [?] clown drippin' on me and I'm huntin' chickens

[Chorus: Violent J]
Come get you some (Come)
(Sick fun) got some (Yum Yum)
(Get some) Come get some, split some victims
(Sick fun) Sick fun, legit, so get some
Come old and young (Run)
(Sick fun) got some (Fun, fun)
(Get some) Come get some, wig split some victims
(Inflict some) Inflict some wicked sick fun
Come get you some (Come)
(Sick fun) got some (Yum Yum)
(Get some) Come get some, split some victims
(Sick fun) Sick fun, legit, so get some
Come old and young (Run)
(Sick fun) got some (Fun, fun)
(Get some) Come get some, wig split some victims
(Inflict some) Inflict some wicked sick fun

[Bridge: Violent J]
Halloween
Detroit City, motherfuckers
The wicked clowns will never die
Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh yeah, woo

[Verse 3: Violent J]
Diggin' up bodies is fun (Fun)
Fuckin' strange hotties is fun (Fun)
Bustin' off shotties if fun (Fun)
Mosh pits [?] is fun (Fun)
I don't know karate, but I know lead pipe (Fun)
I like my jeans loose but my nedens tight (Fun)
Fuck any ho you want to do what you like (Fun)
Ain't no future in your frontin' though, fakery ain't right (Fun)
October 30th, bitch, forever Devil's Night (Fun)
If Detroit [?] everyone I'm jumpin' in a fight (Fun)
My satellite's outta orbit, beyond the proper height (Fun)
If the world's in my hands, I'm takin' me a bite (Fun)
Raw sex, fuck a prophylactic (Fun)
Butt naked, dry humpin' a cactus (Fun)
Dirty pillow case smell like a catfish (Fun)
Eat a bitch hole, bend her over backwards (Fun)
Juggle knives without any practice (Fun)
Fat hoes, jumpin' on 'em like a mattress (Fun)
No tickets, sneakin' in, pullin' tactics (Fun)
Criss-cross, suck an ass, and I slap tits (Fun)
Who the fuck's La Purp, bitch? Ya sound like a burp
Unless suckin' a dick, you and the mic don't work
Only one shootin' boy is you and that twerp you call a boyfriend
After drinkin' my dick squirt
Fuck the Ku Klux Klan, .32 bust blam
Pig fuckin' rednecks, you fucks ham
Fuck the KKK, my AK spray
All y'all when you play J's way
Fuck your Aryan Army, scare me hardly
Plow! That should take care of your heartbeat
It's Hallowicked, my shank I stick it
Fuck your life, bitch, you been evicted

[Outro: Violent J]
Ha ha! This shit is fun, fun, fun
Yeah! This shit's fun, fun
Hell yeah! This shit is fun, fun fun
Hallowicked, baby! Fun, fun
Always, forever shit is fun!
No doubt, it's Halloween! Fun, fun, fun
Hallowicked, bitch, shit is fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
For life, always is fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
Woo!